Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE
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What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...