Which day does a fish hate?
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A push
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on...
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer…
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so...
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
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Valentine’s Day Gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine’s...
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
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A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35...