Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
Radio Game
This story occurred on Melbourne radio last week. One of the FM stations has...
Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.