Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
No Jobs.
Q: Why do so many black people move to Detroit?A: Because they heard there...
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV…
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
I HAD A BAD DAY
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so...
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land…
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi…
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot...