What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but...
On their wedding night the husband was so self…
On their wedding night the husband was so self – conscious about the smallness...
Marriage quotes 12
|Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep...
History Lesson
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...
Quick Ones!
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