The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
What type of tracks?
|Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After...
Grading of Final Exams
Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade...
More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...