Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
A list of redneck computer terms
|Backup – What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Economic pressures
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Helping the Doc!
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby....