What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
ATM procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers...
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...