Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
\’Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!
adenoids…..(n) Space critters whut are keepin’ Elvis alive on Pluto anasthesia…(n) Rushun princess y’all...
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...