Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of...
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked…
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...