What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
A crying shame!
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
The class reunion!
A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in...