Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
Christmas party
A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many...
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one…
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile...
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the...
Athletic Sperm
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a...
Wealthy investors
|A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, “I...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...