Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
5 flies in the kitchen
|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one...
Did you make a donation?
|At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that...
Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
Golden Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
Surfing the Internet
|Surfin’ the NetSo I think I’m in the clearthe boss is no where in...