Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent...
Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...