The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback…’Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
What do you call a gay Indian?
What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker!
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!