Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...
Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...
Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
|10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
A bet made at the local bar
|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
God creates Woman.
Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he...