Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what…
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best…...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?DoughnutsSent by Susan
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...