A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
The Naming of Jesus
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What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
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Real software engineers eat quiche.
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Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...