How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Better prison foods
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Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes
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Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...
Two men camping
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A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade…
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street...