An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Do you realize what I am?
|Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke,...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...