I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
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Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
Two men were walking through the woods when…
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the...
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...
Alaska Crazy Law
In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose....
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|A man walks into a shop. “You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...