Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
Two In One Grave?
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
blind farmer
|The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...