One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try…
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So...
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...