Life’s Lessons.
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Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
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The Chinese construction worker.
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Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
Fitness Philoshophy – JG style!
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yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...