Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday…
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked...
Begin emergency landing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear…
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!