Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
Polygamy and…
A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in...