How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
Answers To Everything
What’s the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What’s the difference between...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Even more Bumper Stickers!
Heart Attacks…God’s Revenge for Eating His Animal FriendsHow many roads must a man travel...
Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.