Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...