What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
The Cruise
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week...
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...
Top Ten Television Shows in Iraq
“Husseinfeld” “Mad About Everything” “U.S. Military Secrets Revealed” “Suddenly Sanctions” “Allah McBeal” “Wheel of...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday…
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail...