Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
The 25 BBS Commandments
|Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
Priest Vs Rabi Confession
A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...