What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
What’s the difference between men and women?
What’s the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must...