Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods…
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit...
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...