A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
Business and fishing
|One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...