Stupid Insults 1/31
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A fellow in a bar notices a woman…
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on...
Alabama License Application
Last name: _________________First name:(Check appropriate box) billy bob Bobby-Sue Billy-Joe Bobby-Jo Billy-Ray...
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day…
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic isbarely crawling...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
An unfortunate coincidence
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the...