Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
After the fall in Garden of Eden…
After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain...
Assassin Interview
fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Religious battle golf
|The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...