Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
Getting The Story Straight
When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
A customer sent an order to a distributor…
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling...
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...