In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives…
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Does your wife ever …...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Three wishes
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!