What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked…
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning,...
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...
Space shuttle mission to the Moon
There’s a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman...
The Educational Toy.
The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy.”Isn’t it rather complicated for a...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...