Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Johnny gets his license.
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives…
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives when the first girl says,...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...