Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
Most Religious
A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was...
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician…
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older....
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...