Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Mark Your Calendar
A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I’m telling...
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother