Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim…
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim....
For all animal lovers out there
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak...
One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...