Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut…
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut. The barber cuts...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Why David Killed Goliath
Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
Blonde Buckaroo
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons...
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...