Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother…
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in loveand going to...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...