Bath Time.
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it...