Rodney Dangerfield’s Best One-Liners!
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Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Looking For Jean Paul
Two Poles, Markowski and Krachevski go to France on a pleasure trip. They meet...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
Another ethnic joke
A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a...
Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
Redneck’s Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog’s name is Blue. And I’m...