Blonde on Horseback
A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had...
A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
The new warden
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
K9 is for assistance
|Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and...
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...