I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
I love you in 9 languages!
HOW TO SAY “I LOVE YOU” IN 9 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES:English . . . ....
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
Boy & Grandpa
A Little Boy Comes Running Into The Room and Says, “Grandpa! Grandpa! Can You...
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Like GST
Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST — Goods and Services Tax nowin...