Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
It’s great to be a guy
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Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
Leave them to slug it out!
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Want me to paint for you?
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Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization…
scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization…Simply send 6 x 10 to the...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!