Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
How to Get A Good Night Sleep
By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken....
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Destroy an opponent
|The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents… Get tired every softball season loosing...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
A gruesome discovery
A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
It’s the way you say it
… A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over...
Sad News
Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following...