Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
|The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Throwing away garbage
|An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large...
Your\’re What?
A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists...